Sooooo I woke up at 7.am in order to catch the 8.45 train to liverpool street all in order to make it bright and early to the AMERICAN APPAREL RUMMAGE SALE! So I got to the station at around 9.10 and waited for my patna in crime to arrive so we could make it to the warehouse for the sale. She unexpectedly experienced some delays so was about 15-20 mins late...During my time waiting I saw a copious amount of young teens dressed in their clad rags making their way to the sale...from then I knew it would be a pretty ram-sacked event :O
So eventually she arrived and from the station we pretty much had no idea where we were going so came up with a genius idea to get their...follow everyone else that looked like they were going there...worked a bluddy treat too!
At this point you could feel the excitement in the air...plenty of teens running around the east-end in order to make it to this event...(biggest must make of the month so far) Imagine AMERICAN APPAREL DOING A SALE...I thought it was too good to be true..and alas I was correct!
Eventually we made it to the event only to greeted by the biggest queue ever going along about 4 streets around the warehouse and still filling up quickly. In shock we made our way to the back of the queue adamant that we would not remain in that spot and would without a shadow of a doubt proceed closer to the front of the queue. Our logic lay behind the fact that the majority of the people in the queue were not black and lets face it black people like a hype give them ammo and their ready to attack had the majority been black this mission would not have been made possible.
Any way back to the story we called numbers of people we thought may be at the event to see if they were already their further up in the queue NO LUCK...scouted around to see any familiar faces NO LUCK so we were left with no other options proceed to the front and push.
At seeing other people leave their places and casually stroll closer to the front I sent my faithful Patna In Crime to hunt for a good spot further up in the queue for us to jump into whilst I remained on the phone to her...she then alerted me to come and run to where she was which was quite a way up from where we were. We with two other girls had found a spot and slotted in, the catch was when the queue moved forward...run forward to a new spot. On our arrival, one dickhead in life reminded us that is was queue to which I replied "SHUT THE F*CK UP, OTHER PEOPLE ARE PUSHING, I'M NOT MOVING SORRY MATE" after these kind words she closed her mouth.
Ok so ahead with our plan the queue moved we ran got to the doors where an extremely large, squashed crowd of people formed (no order what so ever). So there we were squashed and rammed up again each other with only one of the two double doors open..MINT! Anyway we stood there for ages and ages waiting for something to happen and after a few people were let in the pushing commenced. I was moved and rotated in a manner of positions I never thought possible, had the most amount of hair in my face, no part of my body was untouched apart from the top of my head, had to constantly insult people for screaming, pushing and telling me to move places WHEN THIS WAS HUMANLY IMPOSSIBLE...ahhh I don't think I've ever insulted so many people in one place at one time so many times in my life...PRICKS! At one point I was so squashed up I couldn't breath properly, my feet were not touching the ground yet I was still managing to remain upright! Hmm and I thought black people were bad! So after seeing black girls with orange faces, some girl finding £10 which my P.I.C found first hmph, pushing, nudging squashing, swaying crowds, trampled feet, charging people, people sitting on cars and alarms going off, them eventually shutting the doors and saying the event will not carry on until the crowd calms down, people chanting "Let Us In", people taking pictures of the madness the police came and the event was SHUT DOWN!
PISSED MUCH?
So I had woken up extra early on my easter holiday to come to an event which I had to wait around in a squashed crowd, in the cold for and didn't even get in, didn't even get to look at the clothing let alone...I was PISSED! My faith in American Apparel had been lost!
So I hear you say did any good come of this morning..yes I got two krispy kremes for 55p MINT!
Any way this is just a breif...very brief description of the crappest sale of the year Utterly Diablocally Shambolic
And of course to end the blog on a bright note we did, on the bus back, pass a post office in which we saw a guy selling fruit and veg I couldn't stop creasing I was actually dying looooooooool! Man saw us take a pic and swore at us he was mad embarrased...Lucky I didn't walk past the shop I would have creased in his face SHEEEET MAN!
So that was my rather eventful and crap morning! Never again...Hope you enjoyed my rant!
OOOOOOO http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsE-rWC8Lg8 SO I JUST FOUND THIS VID GUESS THIS HAPPENED AFTER I LEFT WATCH THIS BADMAN ON THE CAR LMAO
Anyway will be posting a post on my other blog http://collectiverandomparticulars.blogspot.com/ sooo hit that up real quick!!!
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